I want a modern day Snow White story where the Evil Queen stalks Snow online.
"Google, Google, on my screen: Just how bitchin’ is the Evil Queen?"
And then she sees stats for Snow’s Instagram and how she has a ton of followers.
"She got 3,000 likes on that photo in only 5 minutes! Mine only has 20!"
And then magick_mirra comments on the Queen’s photo saying “stop makin dukface”